Blimey. I got stressed just typing that, and I’m not even related to Erik. I really pitied his son in this video. He’s been raised to take over the world in the name of Sweden and their gods, but the pressure to excel in that task has made him miserable. He has a “Melancholic” health trait, and there’s no guarantee that he’ll be able to fill the role he’s being prepared for.

If this torturous lifestyle simulator is your sort of thing, you can grab it on Steam from September 1. I’ll be hugging my cat.